Ok, working on a real post, but just had to share this one.
The Sewing Goddess saw a bumper sticker that said “Life With Jesus is Better.” She was touched that the woman driving would be so proud of her relationship with her boyfriend, presumably named Jesus.
Therefore, she needs a “Life with Kaoru is Better” bumper sticker. If anyone has graphic design skills, I’m offering a reward of a hearty thank you and a public shout out to the best design. Post links in the comments.